1. Aiden: sobbing- "Oh no - oh no, that big truck ran over my dino"
Grandma: "Fix it mama, hurry he's so sad"
Me: - "Don't worry Aiden he is ok, he just flew away to the doctors and they put band aids on him."
Aiden: perfectly calm now : "Oh ok I'll take them off"
2. Me: "Aiden please don't pretend to eat the children at gymnastics, you're scaring them."
Aiden: "But I'm a T-Rex, I eat meat" (*How do you argue with that? Trust me it wasn't easy)
3. Dave: "Did the chair at mama's school spin like Daddy's office chair?"Aiden: "Yessssss"
Me: "Ummm buddy no it didn't, remember that chair sat still"
Aiden: "You're confused" (When did he learn the word confused?)
4. Mama: "Whewee I'm pooped!"
Aiden: "GO TO THE POTTY NOW MAMA, HURRY HURRY!"
*1 week later after a conversation of what pooped means
Aiden: (Dave yawns) "You tired dada?"
Dave: "I sure am buddy"
Aiden: "You need to go to the potty now so you are pooped"
*He'll get it one of these days, it is a hard concept for a potty training boy
