Conversation 1:
Aiden: Guess what? I made a new friend today!
Me: That's awesome!
Aiden: Yea! And do you remember how last year there was that girl Ayden in my class?
Me: Yes...
Aiden: Well that was my new friends girlfriend. But guess what? She got scratched and people blamed it on my friend - even though it wasn't! So now shes not his girlfriend anymore. He explained it all to me.
Conversation 2:
Aiden: When I grow up I'm going to create a sock measure.
Me: What will it do?
Aiden: It will measure people in socks. All the way up to the moon even!
Me: Can you explain to me why people will want to use this instead of tape measures?
Aiden: Well mommy, do you know how many socks high you are?
- You can't argue with this logic.
Conversation 3: Took place as he was snuggling into bed and still playing...
Aiden: Hurry hide!
Me: Oh no - from what?
Aiden: The evil spirits!
Me: Where did they come from?
Aiden: Baby Dave belongs to the evil spirits. He is theirs.
Me: Ummmmm......
Conversation 4:
Aiden: You know one day my nipples are going to get bigger. And purpler!
And if that wasn't enough fun - here is Aiden meditating at dinner...
Still at it...
Oh Aiden-dude... you truly are quite wonderful. Love you kiddo!
