Anyways...I don't know if I've ever written my ultimate goal for this blog down. It is my hope that one day I will print out and bind all of the posts dedicated to my sweet little guy, and have it be compiled into this awesome book of things I think he should get to look back on. Call it a baby book, a memory book, whatever you will, it simply would not be complete without pages of some of the funniest and most entertaining things he has said in the past few months. So without further adieu:
1. At the grocery store yesterday Aiden and I were looking at lunch meat. As I grabbed a package of ham Aiden declared, very enthusiastically: MMMMM I am so excited for you to buy that camel meat.
Me: Ummm sweetheart you know that ham isn't camel meat.
Aiden: Yes it is.
Me: Sweetie ham comes from a pig.
Aiden: Well camel's have meat too and I think we should eat it!
2. Watching Star Wars with Aiden..
Me: Aiden do you know who that guy is? (I was referring to Jabba the Hutt)
Aiden: Abraham Lincoln?
3. Aiden, in his most concerned voice, one morning declared: I'll never learn all the words!
Me: What?
Aiden: All the words you know how to say. I'll never know them all and that means when I'm a daddy I'll sound crazy!
4. Aiden singing in the bathtub: "Once again... he's calling for some trouble.... in the bubbles... silly brachiasorous.... you're in for some serious, under water, bubble trouble...wweeeeooooo. WHAT ARE YOU ALWAYS IN TROUBLE DINOSAUR? Weeeoooo. TAKE THIS PIGGLE WIGGLE MOO!"
5. "What does my tongue look like today, tissue or toilet paper?"
6. "Your butt can't move now, the poo poo factory is shut off."
7. "If you throw up you have to tell me what it looks like and then I'm gonna turn your bed invisible."
8. One night Aiden's prayers included a request to God to "have the mailman bring us lots more letters and mail because we like mail so much..."
9. Aunt Nina once locked her car keys in her car. There was a spare set of keys at my moms so we were going to pick those up and then head them down to her. Here is the conversation that ensued:
Me: Aiden we're gonna have to get ready quick quick quick this morning so we can rescue Aunt Nina's car, okay?
Aiden: What's wrong with it?
Me: She locked her keys in the car and we don't want anyone to see and try to steal it.
Aiden: GRRREEEAT (This is where he shows his muscles to me) I will rip off the top of Nina's car with my strong muscles and get her keys out!
Me: Ummm we can just get grandma's extra keys and unlock her door hun.
Aiden: YEAH, and if that doesn't work, I can rip off the top of the car because I'm Super Aiden. Let's go!
10. After a short conversation about my job this is what ensued:
Aiden: But what do you teach?
Me: I teach English. Do you know what that means?
Aiden: Ooooh yes.
Me: What does it mean?
Aiden: It means you teach Spanish and talk like we talk, only REALLY different.
11. This is one of the sweetest. While talking with his dad, Maw-maw, and Paw-paw:
Aiden: Do you believe in Jesus?
Maw-maw: Yes we do
Aiden: Oooh good because that's how you get to Heaven.
Maw-maw: That's right.
Aiden: But, ummm, I don't know how we're going to get there, because it's really high up, so I think we're going to have to fly in a airplane.
12. Okay maybe I lied, this might be the sweetest. For weeks Aiden kept declaring he was going to marry me. Despite my trying to explain to him that he can't marry his mommy, or any family member for that matter, the conversation would become impossible and frustrating. Tears would be shed as he would instantly start declaring that he loved me most of all, and always wanted to be with me. Talk about melting a gal's heart! Then one day, after many discussions on love and marriage, Aiden declared: I'm going to marry Lexi! (She's a good friend of his).
Me: You are? Well that sounds great!
Aiden: Yes, because my heart will love her different than it loves you. But i will always stay with you forever. We can all live together!
13.Aiden: Mama, what if a banana ate a human? WOULDN'T THAT BE CRAZY?!
14. Me: Aiden don't pick your nose that is sooo yucky! Eeew that is so gross, can you think of anything grosser than that?
Aiden: Drinking toilet water would be more yucky than boogers.
Me: SPEECHLESS.
15. Aiden: Hey mama did you know that when you eat food it goes down to our bellies and then one day it becomes a baby?!
Me: LOL!!! No. No. I didn't know that, and bud... actually that sounds super.
*Lol I totally left that one alone for now...
Ahhh... this kid is awesome! Blessings to yours. =0)
